Bulsha:- “I couldn’t have ANYTHING long-term with her because she had really weird TOES,” my friend Josh* confessed to me when I asked him why he broke it off with his last girlfriend.
We were all shocked to hear the news of their breakup. Josh’s ex seemed to be everything anyone could ever want in a girlfriend: She was insanely smart, fantastically witty, stunningly gorgeous, kind, successful and independent. Josh, on the other hand, was a struggling writer who lived with his parents in Long Island.
We were all surprised he had even managed to score such a fierce girl, and now he was tossing her to the side like yesterday’s dirty laundry because of her TOES? I have heard a lot of dumb deal breakers in my life, but this was particularly wayward.
The whole thing was making me feel infuriated and aggressive toward Josh and all men like Josh! Giphy “What the hell is wrong with you? She has weird toes? Who cares about her fucking toes?” I screeched to Josh, my eyes bewildered as I fought back the urge to throw my cold-pressed juice at him.
Josh shrugged his shoulders and lit up a cigarette. “I don’t know, Zara. They just weirded me out.” I shook my head and pounded back my juice, pretending it was wine. “You’re an idiot who is going to die alone.” I stared at him intensely, hoping my cutting gaze would somehow whip him into shape. Giphy Because really, babes, how idiotic is it to break something off with a girl because she doesn’t have perfect toes? What world is this that a loser, jobless dude has the audacity to dump a fab woman because her toes aren’t beautiful? The world is falling apart.
Who even cares about toes? “What world is this that a loser, jobless dude has the audacity to dump a fab woman because of HER TOES? ” Turns out my dear friend, Josh, isn’t the only dumb ass who has broken up with a girl for a pathetic reason. In this Reddit thread, guys reveal the dumbest reasons they broke things off with a girl. 
I’m warning you, these are dumb deal breakers, ladies. All I can say is if girls broke up with guys for the same menial reasons guys broke up with girls, it would be the end of the human race. This dude can’t handle a girl who isn’t good at bowling. Bad at bowling. Hear me out though – she wasn't just bad, she also refused to take pointers and got very frustrated about it.
Huge turnoff for your first interaction with someone being them getting shitty about a fun activity.
Go on bowling dates early on – it's a great way to see what kind of person they are. My current girlfriend was also terrible, but she asked for pointers, and had a good sense of humour about how bad she was. I was very attracted to how she could still have fun doing something she didn't
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Xafiiska Shabakada Bulsha
UK- Leicester united kingdom
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